Category Archives: Humour

Crappy Christmas Carols

Every year, a couple of recording artists decide that it would be a good idea to put out a Christmas album. Generally, these albums consist of covers of the classics: “White Christmas,” “Deck the Halls,” and so on. There is usually also at least one original track. These original Christmas songs—let’s call them “modern” Christmas [...]

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The Man Who Knew Not Poutine

I went to La Poutine for lunch today. I hadn’t planned it, originally, but I went for a walk and ended up walking across the river. My tuna salad is sitting in the office fridge waiting for tomorrow morning. The restaurant was tiny. I had been told it was small, but it was probably a [...]

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Rapture Party

Saturday marks the end of the world as we know it. According to FamilyRadio.com, the Rapture will occur on May 21, 2011. Those heathens among us will be left behind until October 21, when the Earth will be destroyed by fire. Since we’re all doomed, many around the world are planning Rapture Parties (or End [...]

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Gotta Get Down on Friday!

It’s Friday! Time to pick a seat and get down on Friday! I know I’m a bit behind in posting this. Apparently, this song has become the meme of the week. Today is the first Friday since it became an overnight sensation for all of the wrong reasons. I was hoping that it was a [...]

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TLC: The Learning Channel (For Some Reason)

Brought to you by Edmonton’s own Mostly Water Theatre.

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LBJ needs a bit more room “down where your nuts hang”

Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo.

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Having Sex in the Name of Movember

Mark your calendars, ladies and gentlemen, this Thursday is Have Sex With a Guy With a Moustache Day. So, get out there and have some sex in the name of Movember.

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I Like My Women Like My Coffee

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For Geeky Mothers and Potentially Geeky Babies

lwqzD.jpg 483×720. If I ever knock someone up, I’m totally going to buy her this t-shirt before I skip town. (via @Like_A_Fox)

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Meat: A Short Story

“They’re made out of meat.” “Meat?” “Meat. They’re made out of meat.” “Meat?” “There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.” Read the entire story. Thanks to Emerson Emergency for emailing me [...]

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