Disengaged

Posted on April 26, 2007
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Dear Internet,

Because I have an obsession with revealing my life to you, I suppose it’s about time that I told you that I’m no longer engaged. I won’t go into the details, as those are between she and I, and you don’t really need to know them. Just know that I am a bachelor once again.

I tell you this for one reason: to avoid the rumour mill. Sure, people are going to talk, and they’re going to wonder why I’m not engaged anymore. But, that’s not the type of rumour I’m trying to avoid. I’m trying to avoid the, “Man, what an asshole! Why is he kissing that girl? He’s getting married!” type of rumours.

Sincerely,

Adam Snider (aka: the ink slinger)

Comments

3 Responses to “Disengaged”

  1. Rosemary on April 27th, 2007 10:39 am

    LOL! Thanks for the giggle on my Birthday.

  2. adam.snider on April 27th, 2007 5:16 pm

    To be honest, I wasn’t trying to be funny when I wrote this (at least, not entirely). But, it actually does come across as being quite funny.

    And, really, if you can’t laugh at the shit that happens to you, you’re taking life way to seriously. Sure, it sucks, but life goes on.

  3. Winks on May 23rd, 2007 10:57 am

    Come on… a real ink slinger kisses AND tells!

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