Random Musings
Posted on December 5, 2006
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Once, long ago, someone thought to themselves, “You know what’s funny? Fake dog poop.” And they built a factory to mass produce the stuff.
Years later, after much success, they decided that fake barf was also funny.
To this day, Carrot Top wannabes keep the fake dog poop and fake vomit manufacturers in business.
Sometimes, I hate capitalism.
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Have you checked that CarrotTop website? The guy looks like a freak of nature these days. Some serious steroid abuse happening there. Thanks for providing me with my shock of the day.
Maybe he thought that making himself buff would distract people from the fact that he’s not funny.
Just sometimes?
Actually, I must admit, I do like stuff, so I’ve decided to direct my anger at Carrot Top’s parents instead. Some people just shouldn’t have babies.